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Sunday, June 13, 2010

HEAVENLY PARADISE

Owing to the increasing number of prayers and requests to GOD...HE has started a new call centre...

called HEAVENLY PARADISE..

Imagine what would happen if GOD installed Voice Mail in Heaven

When you pray, you'd get this response:



"Hi ,Thank you for calling Heaven. If you want to speak to

Lord Ganesha - Press 1

Lord Shiva - Press 2

Lord Krishna - Press 3 ( Sorry, he is Busy with " Gopiyan " )

For a Directory of other Gods / Goddess - Press 4

For Further Assistance from Menka / Pari / Angels Press 9 .

You press 1 and get connected to Ganeshji and hear the following

message:

If you want to make a request - Press 5

For complaints / Grievances - Press 6 ( Seldom works )

For thanks giving - Press 7

For any thing else - please press 8 and wait for the Customer Support Angel to talk to you

If you would like to hear Naradji singing Bhajan while you are

holding ! Press *

After a few minutes comes the following message: " Our records show

that you have already prayed once today .

Please try again tomorrow . Meanwhile , if you require any emergency

assistance, please contact our offshore Customer Support Executive